Australia Day

I know i am a day late writing this but i was a little busy yesterday

As it was Australia day some friends and i decided to have a bbq, only thing no-one had a bbq except me, so i pulled my bbq apart and dragged it over to my friends place, mind you i have one of those bbq's that sits on a trolley and it is pretty long and heavy, the bbq runs on gas and i had no gas left in the bottle.

On the weekend i decided to go to get the bottle filled was so much fun trying to find a place to fill it and the last time i did it cost me something like $15, this time it cost me $40. i was like OMG when they told me the price, then i thought ehh the bottle will last awhile so its all good.

I ended up getting to my friends place around 4pm (i was lazy and had a sleep in) i took over all my bbq cooking tools with me, one of the tools is something one of my brothers bought about 25 years ago, i use it still for when i start the bbq up and clean the bbq off,

I then have a Bar-B- Mate it was something made years and when i first got into the bbq craze my mother bought it for me, so every bbq is like going down memory road for me as i remember some of the silly bbqs ive had and how i got the tools i use.

Had a great time and got home around 9.30pm.

I also play World of Warcraft and on Tuesdays is the day that the game has maintenance, so i got home and jumped straight on the computer to play for 2 hours before the game went down, i just had to get some play time in for the day. I didnt tell my friends though why i left the time i did, cause when um usually at this persons place i dont go home till midnight or after...

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A person who used to be my friend

This person called T moved in around where i live about 6 months ago now. She is a little slow mentally, but eh she seemed like a nice person at the time.

So much has happened since then to change what i think about her and to not want to know her anymore..

There are a group of us who get together who talk, joke around that sort of stuff, as she was new we let her join the group.
From the start we noticed that she seemed to wear the same clothes all the time and she smelled a little bit, we had a talk to her privately and went about trying to get some cheap clothes for her to wear.....that problem was fixed sorta, she continued to wear a certain jacket each day, pulling her aside we would tell her that the jacket needed to be washed and did she need another one as we would try to find one for her, her response was no as she loved this jacket.

I am pretty careful of who i give my mobile number too, she borrowed someones phone and the next day i received a SMS from her, it seems she had gone through this persons phone and had taken my number out, i was pretty pissed at this as i didnt want her to have my number as i knew she would be a nuisance

One day it appears that she walked up to a 17 year old boy who was near his dad and asked if he wanted her to give him oral sex....he said no of course and people looked at her strangely.

At times we would have parties at peoples places and bring food along, she would see the food and eat most of it, we would say something and she would just look and say so what. Another time some KFC was bought, she grabbed 5 pieces of the chicken and loads of sides and again when someone said something she was so what im hungry.

The latest thing was she had got herself a boyfriend, i was happy for her thinking cool she has someone who wants to be with her, it lasted one week.
She is saying that he is bothering her and the such, i thought this a little strange and spoke to some of my friends who knew her, the story i got was that she is bothering him.

It also seems that she gets paid for sex, i still didnt believe any of this as i hadnt seen it with my own eyes, but one day she was caught giving a man oral sex, i didnt see it but i thought i would ask her about it. When i ask her if it was true on facebook she wrote back to me "whatever" she then stopped talking to me. To know her this is strange as she is the type of person who would chat forever.

I have a problem with people who lie all the time, sure most people will lie now and then, but she is now slandering this guy she was with for a week as he no longer wants to be with her. I can take most things, but if she has lied about this, she has lied about alot of things that she has told me and i dont have time for people like that.

So bye T, dont come to me when you need help anymore as i wont be there for you.

Memories of Young

I was talking to my 23 year old nephew S today and we where discussing how Australia dosent really have the resources to look after the amount of people living in Australia and the amount of people yet to come.

Australia is an arid land, with The rangelands, which cover more than 70 per cent of Australia, being arid and semi-arid where rainfall is too low or unpredictable to sustain intensive agriculture (i.e. cropping or mixed farming).

The last few years Australia has been in a drought like im sure other countries have been. Water was rationed for people to use in their homes, with less people living in the country the amount of water would probably have sustained us longer.

Also the land we have is getting used up very quickly which of course is not good for the green house gas emision.

Around this time of the discussion with S, i told him how years ago i used to be able to go to a circus around 2 mins drive from my mums house.
What stands there now are many townhouses for people to live in.

I have memories of being the age of 12 or 13 and going into the bigtop and seeing the show with my friends, we had rides also sideshow games and all the fun you could have being that age....ahh the memories.
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Women and body noises

As a women you are brought up that you dont break wind, myself i find that a little silly as men and women are built the same, we just have a different chromozone that makes us male or female.

I have a habit of always burping, whenever i eat or drink i burb afterwards, i know how to burb politely but at times i dont care and i have burbing competitions with the guys

Along this theme of what i wrote enjoy some youtube clips of how women dont fart hehehehe.......



There was another clever one, but it has no code to embed it, but you can see it at

CollegeHumor Originals / Why Girls Don't Fart...
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New Years Eve

I have a friend who i will call S (she is pretty shy)

She met a guy about a month ago, he seemed pretty ok and i was happy for her that she had found a guy, while out i would often see the two of them together, i would stop for a second say hello (not being rude and ignoring her) and go on my way.

She often talked about him telling me how she liked him and stuff, but wondered what he thought of her.

Going to a party on Christmas Eve i saw him and her chatting so i went up and starting talking to my friend S and the guy she liked, (i usually can suss people out pretty well so my friends usually get me to talk to new people) my friend S walked away for a second and i chatted with him awhile finding out that he was really only looking for someone for sex, i didnt like this idea and told my friend to watch him and that he would be ok as a male friend but thats all, telling her what he was looking for.

On NYE i went to this friends S party having fun talking catching up with some friends and stuff, she was waiting for this guy to turn up and eventually he turned up around 11.00pm.

I knew she wanted a cuddle from him but was to shy to ask him for one, so i manoeuvred my friend over towards the guy and suggested that have a cuddle, i stood there awhile chatting with them (as i knew she would be more comfortable), soon after i walked away, going back later to chat with them again.

Somehow later in the conversation he asked me something personal, i told him that he didnt need to know and it was none of his business, reminding him that my friend S was standing there, his comment was "she is not my girlfriend, i can ask what i want", i walked away as i was disgusted him (dirty little man) asking me this and well my friend likes him so he is off limits to me.

My friend S later walked him out, she came back and told me that he told her that he liked me (yuck yuck) i laughed and said no way would i go near him.

My friend and another person there then told me that earlier on he had his arm around my back almost touching me. I wish i had known that he was doing that as i would have hit him and left him as a very sorry pathetic little man that he is.

If i see him again i will be saying a few nasty words to him, he better watch out for himself is all i can say
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Some different New Years Resolutions

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Read less. Makes you think.

Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

Spend more time at work.

Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

Get in a whole NEW rut!

Personal goal: Bring back disco.

Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.

Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.

Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.

Get further in debt.

Break at least one traffic law.

Associate with even worse business clients.

Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.

Wait around for opportunity.

Focus on the faults of others.

Mope about my faults.

Never make New Year's resolutions again.

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