Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.
With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
I have a few gay male friends and used to think certain things like in a gay relationship one is the male and the other the female, it wasent till i was talking to one of my gay friends i found out that this isint true
While looking at youtube i found this clip and thought it is pretty good, alot of people have misconceptions of how gay men spend their life.
With this clip it clears up alot of them, anyone who thinks that all gay people are a certain way and all like the same things like Cher, Musicals and keeping the house clean it will open your eyes..
It seems that last night i wasent meant to get a good nights sleep at all.
I first woke up around 2 hours after i went to bed from a really weird dream, i cant remember exactly what it was, but it was like this big ball of air was coming out of me and the air was evil ......... i am one of those people that seems to have weird scary dreams , i couldnt go to sleep for about 20 mins, i just walked around and then read a little...........hopefully when i go to bed later i will have pleasant dreams
Later on i woke up with a cramp in my left leg, i could feel it happening but i didnt want to get out of bed and i was trying to stay asleep but i had no luck...i had to get out of bed again, i was walking around for about 3-5 mins before all the cramping sensation went away.....
It made me think of a friend of mine who has epilepsy, it has affected his legs with when he is walking around looking like he is drunk as the muscles in his legs are going, he told me that he often gets cramps in his legs.........i one time gave his legs a massage and as soon as i had finished doing it he got a cramp in his legs
its bad enough getting cramps now and then but to get them all the time ewww no thankyou.. . .
Ladies have you ever been out somewhere and really needed to go to the toilet, but there is none in sight, for men its easy they can just pull to the side of the road and relieve themselves there, women can do that im sure but they need to find some woods or something to feel comfortable.
Well it seems that a German women inventor Eva Tinter have invented a portable toilet for women..
It says that it can absorb up to 475ml of lady pee (pee is pee isint it, wonder why they wrote lady pee)...anyhow if the female really needs to go alot the bag can contain up to a litre... How it seems to work is that they have put absorbent polymers that turns the urine into a gel into the bag.(maybe its like that stuff they use to add moisture to the ground)
Also it says that the gel prevents unpleasant smells and the bag can be disposed of in rubbish bins, and its not harmful to the environment.
The inventor said "It can be used in cars or to avoid dirty toilets or at open-air festivals when you don't want to queue,”
The Ladybag comes in packs of three for about AUS$20.
It seems that it has a wide opening and can be used squatting, sitting or standing and it's tiny enough to fit in a purse.
Would you use it as im not sure i would, but then if i got caught somewhere and was really busting to go i might use it.... . .
Where i work the old manager left about 6 months ago, since then we have had an acting manager (for the first time a male, the acting manager is good eye candy though)
Anyhow the old manager sent an email saying she was going to travel from where she lives, down to where we are (around 2 hours travel time)
It was so cool to catch up with her again, talk about what she has been up to and us saying how we want her to come back as the place has gone a little sterile, it used to be fun and had loads of people who we would help daily, but now we dont do that as much.
It was a good time for her to come down as well, as the walls in the area are all getting painted, one wall has a heart and tendrils coming from it, another is an aboriginal painting (a rainbow serpent), some are aerosol paintings, (spray cans) and some are the old painting by hand, some of the children and teenagers in the area have been helping to paint as well
Ive been taking photos of all the different paintings as they have been going along, once they are all finished i will try to add some of the pics on here.
It looks so cool though, the brick walls are getting life. Its good with all the different types of paintings and different cultures as it shows the many cultures we have in the area... . .
I caught up with someone last night on facebook who havent spoken to for a long time (around 20 years), chatting with made me feel like i had just seen him last week.
Sure he looks different but it is still the same him, dont you find it weird when things like that happen.
It feels like another lifetime ago.
I dont do the things i used to do 20 years ago and when he was around, like going out to nightclubs and coming home at 5am and seeing things i had never seen before like 2 guys kissing, guys dressed as women, loads of guys in little lyrca shorts that hid nothing (if you get my drift) and the first gay porno that was showing in a club i went too (i dont want to watch another one of them ewwie)...
Im glad i did things that i did when i was younger as the memories of them are so great... . .
I had to go to a local event today to take some photos and help out when needed. The event is for the local community and is held every few months.
Basically what its for is to see what people in the area think the area needs to have, like better transport, childrens activties, and better lighting.
They get a free barbecue, drink, face painting for the children there are stalls from locals selling their goods.
The event this time was held near a local charity called Inspire, which has a clothes shop, computers for teens and adults to use and things like that
This is the first time that they have ever seem to run out of food and drinks, so people wouldnt go thirsty Inspire decided to sell drinks.
I asked for a bottle of water and got the weirdest looking water bottle i have ever seen, when i got it i asked a few times is it really water, and i got told yeah it was.
What the water is called is Liquid Salvation, one person saw me with it and asked where i got it from as she had seen the water in her local bottle shop.
It looks like a flask, thinking about it, it would be a great shape for when your out partying as it would fit into your pocket easily, and no im not trying to sell the water, i just thought the bottle looked weird.
Usually every week on TV there is this Documentary on that was done by Louis Theroux, he does them for BBC TV, some are really interesting as he looks into Born Again Christians in America or U.F.O. Hunters and many others, it seems these where made back in 1996, the series called Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends
This weeks show was about Thai Introduction Agencies.
First you meet Ronnie Conrad of Anglo-Thai Introductions, he is a match maker for Western men who come to Thailand and want a Thai wife, he talks about how he meet his wife. Ronnie is soon to have a Mrs Conrad number 4, she is Khum Mam, 21, Mam,'s mother had brought her into Ronnie's offices just a few days previously, he claims that he "fell in love on the spot" but admits it took Mam "a few hours" to fall in love with him. Mam and Ronnie had gone into his office and got close and warm, while her mother waited outside.
As Louis was walking along the street with Ronnie who was trying to drum up more business as he needed more men Louis started reading the brochure,he found it said that "with Thai women, there is no such thing as having a headache", when Louis asked Ronnie what that meant, Ronnie said back that women are brought up in Thailand to look after the man and that the women goes along with what the man says (so im guessing if a man says sex now, she has to have sex with him)
Next we meet Lawrence "Dream Weaver" Lynch of Thai Professional Introduction and we meet a client called Lake Palmer who is 56, he is a perpetual loser-in-love from Great Yarmouth who suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder
When Louis first meets Lake, Louis asks him why he chooses Thai women, he says he is 56 very much alone and life is passing him by, if he could find someone to love and take care of and they love him in return he would be happy, we find out later that Lake has been married twice
When he arrives at Lawrence's office, Lawrence talks to him about how to treat a Thai women how Thai women dont like to be touched unless they know the person very well
Lake is introduced to a women and straight away he acts like his hasent been near a women for awhile and is not to sure what to ask, he does ask if he can hold her hand and she says no, (later he is holding her hand as they walk to a restaurant) he tells the women he meets that he is free of outstanding loans, he dosent own his house but he has a long rental agreement. He does comes across as pretty scary to me, he stands over the women and if it was me i would want to run away, i feel sad for him.
At the end of the show and two days after Lake's disastrous first date, a euphoric Lake has met and married Panom Yeesoon nicknamed Jad in a Buddhist ceremony, Lake seems really happy and cant believe he has married, as he says "if you see a bargain do you let it get away, someone else might buy it" it was chemistry and meeting of minds.
Lake Palmer appeared on a english chat show in May 2001 and revealed that his marriage was over. Lawrence Lynch's introduction service had cost him £10,000. Palmer claimed that he had been ripped off and was now deeply in debt.
Jad had strung him along for eight months before dumping him for another rich European man, leaving him £12,000 in debt. Ringing her constantly he had a telephone bill of £1800 and sent her £1500 and lavish gifts. Jad was refused a visa as it turned out she was still legally married to another Englishman. Ever hopeful, Lake continued to correspond and send money until April 2001, when she told him in a telephone call she had met a Belgian man and didn't want to know him any more. Lake suffered a nervous breakdown.
Lawrence "Dream Weaver" Lynch now runs his Thai Professional Introduction Service from a violin shop in Kidderminster.
Ronnie Conrad's marriage to Mam lasted just eight days.
I live in Sydney Australia.
I like to write poems,and you will see some on here so I dont loose them.
Love to play an MPORG called World of Warcraft. Consider myself a little ecentric as i see things that others never do..................
My World of Warcraft characters
Tinyhaed (Arcane Mage)
Squg (BM Hunter)